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Post by AndrAIa Fan and Bob's Wife on Feb 11, 2011 1:19:04 GMT -8
Capacitor: Blasted locker codes! Matrix: My turn. (shoots the console. The doors fly open.) Matrix: All right! I don't have to pry them open! Director: Cut! Somebody fix the doors! Matrix: Damn. -Submitted by Meghan from rbcorner.com
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Post by AndrAIa Fan and Bob's Wife on Feb 11, 2011 1:19:40 GMT -8
(Matrix whips Gun around, pointing it at the weapons locker. He pulls the trigger. Ray watches as a yellow foam ball bounces off the door.) Ray: Real fearsome gun there, mate. Matrx: Okay, who switched my props? (The pirates start laughing. Matrix throws the Nerf Gun away.) Director: Cut! **Next take** (Matrix does it again, pulls the trigger, but nothing happens. The locker remains closed. The pirates start grinning. Ray grins and fakes being shot, falling to the floor. Matrix shakes his head.) Director: Cut! Matrix: Can we get this thing to work, please? Techie: We got it! Let's try it again! **Next take** (Once again, Matrix starts glaring at the camera and grips Gun, but then the locker explodes open. The pirates and Ray look at it, then at Gun, which Matrix still holds at his side. He looks back at the locker, then at Gun. He grins and twirls it, blowing "smoke." The cast and crew crack up.) Director: Cut! -Submitted by Jay Winger from rbcorner.com
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Post by AndrAIa Fan and Bob's Wife on Feb 11, 2011 1:20:21 GMT -8
Ray: If you want my advice, head straight for the Edge of Beyond. (He swings around to leave and collides with the door frame.) Oww... (Everyone laughing. Matrix helps him up.) Matrix (to the pirates): Told you he was useless. Can't even stay on his surfboard. Ray: Oh, shut up. -Submitted by Meghan from rbcorner.com
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Post by AndrAIa Fan and Bob's Wife on Feb 11, 2011 1:20:53 GMT -8
Matrix: You - stay out of my way. (turns to walk away) Ray: Overactor! (Crew laughs. Matrix stops and turns, trying to glare at Ray without laughing.) Ray (pointing to AndrAIa): She put me up to it! (AndrAIa is off to the side, laughing. Matrix gives her a look.) Director: Ok, let's take it from your line, Matrix. -Submitted by Meghan from rbcorner.com
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Post by AndrAIa Fan and Bob's Wife on Feb 11, 2011 1:21:46 GMT -8
Matrix: Gunners! Fire at will! Capacitor: Who's Will? (Matrix snickers.) Director: Cut! Matrix! You knew he was going to say that! Matrix: Yeah, but it's just so ridiculous. Director: Ok, let's try it again. -Submitted by Meghan from rbcorner.com
This is my 600th post.
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Post by AndrAIa Fan and Bob's Wife on Feb 11, 2011 1:23:24 GMT -8
(Ray is standing with one leg up on a box...) AndrAIa: Uh, Ray? Ray: What? (looks around) What? What is everyone looking at? Note from Julia Cat: Stay tuned for a section that explains this one... -Submitted by Rachel from rbcorner.com
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